"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live."
- Henry David Thoreau (via observando)
The jokes you didn’t appreciate as a kid
(Source: giffinganimation, via ruinedchildhood)
"I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline."
- e.b. (via wanduring)
(Source: angelicpanic, via fucking-outlet)
this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website
I wanted my blog to be super cool and dark but I can’t not fucking share this oh the memories come flooding back
I need this again
this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet