i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I have never watched a better video in my entire life.

(via suux)


"I’ve been a professor of marine biology for 64 years." “So with all that you’ve learned about the ocean during that time, what amazes you the most?” “It’s huge.”
(Odessa, Ukraine)


"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live."

- Henry David Thoreau (via observando)

(via harmie-dont-play-dat)


The jokes you didn’t appreciate as a kid

(Source: giffinganimation, via ruinedchildhood)

"I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline."

- e.b.   (via wanduring)

(Source: angelicpanic, via nerizzy)

This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.


Truly me all the time

(Source: thebenevolentarmadillo, via suburban-auschwitz)